How to make a time machine

by; William Belson

I am sure that some of you readers have wanted to go back into time to see a certain event or change a certain choice that you have made in the in the past. In this article I will give you the directions to build your own working time machine. I guarantee it!

The first step to making your own time machine is you must have a certain type of power supply to allow you to travel through time; plutonium would work, but if you can’t get your hands on some, lightning is the next best thing.

The second step into building your time machine is you must decide what you will use to travel through time. That object should either be a large clock or a car. If you decide to go with the car, it should be a car that is of a stainless steel design (such as a DeLorean or an early 1980s Camaro).

The third step is to put all the parts together into the vehicle, like your reactor vents, to filter the plutonium and get rid of all the non-harmful byproducts that are created when you travel through time. You also have to connect the electronic display in the car or on the clock, whichever you decided to use, so you can punch in the time you want to travel to.

The final step is to get your hands on a flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. You have to hook it up to your engine and nuclear cell, which is funneled together by the flux capacitor, to create the 1.21 GW of electricity to send you through time and space.

WARNING: when you do travel back in time do not be a moron and try to kill your grandfather before he is married; if you do, you won’t be alive in the future.

There you have it! You have all the info you need to build your very own time machine. See you later…or earlier!